24601vjavert:

yeah-yeah-beebiss-1:

milqi:

teathattast:

That cat is going to murder the man in the dark of night.

alas, he will be unable to murder the man because the accordion noises that now accompany his every move make stealth impossible

Hrrrng, I’m trying to kill the groomer, but I’m dummy accordion shaped, and the sound of polka from my body keeps alerting the groomer

(via themothersloth)

yeahiwasintheshit:

daco-broman:

somecutething:

A cat waking up from surgery

I am losing my shit

everyone trying to get me in the uber

(via silverluminosity)

civilizationkills:

why do people think humans are the peak of evolution. bears get to eat berries and salmon all the time and sleep half the year. how is that not so much more advanced than working every day until i die!

(via tsunderebiiitch)

unpretty:

unpretty:

i turned on the light in the dining room but Tubby had been sleeping in a chair and it woke her up and she was Not Pleased

(via tsunderebiiitch)

capitalisthippie:

markv5:

Mom’s Work

Reboot to support this hardworking single mom

(via frenemied-deactivated20221106)

rosentraume:

everything is better with classical music. example:

drinking coffee: normal, mundane

drinking coffee with clair de lune playing in the background: ethereal, elegant

(via romantictensions)